Top Ten Things That Make Me Feel Old

It’s a 30th Top Ten special edition, and as I’m also 30, I’m celebrating by listing things that make me feel old.  Yay!

1. 9/11 was over a decade ago.
2. They’ve started remaking films that came out when my little brother was a teenager.
3. All the cartoons and toys that were out when I was a kid have come around again.
4. I’m older than Doctor Who, for crying out loud.
5. And since the DC Comics reboot, I think I’m older than Superman, too.
6. I carry a computer in my pocket that I can talk to, there are humans living in space, and we’ve got a robot on Mars updating a Twitter account.
7. Next year, Jurassic Park will be twenty years old.
8. Both 2001 and 2010 are past tense, and the future apocalypse of Terminator 2 took place last millennium.
9. I work with people who weren’t even born when Back to the Future came out.
10. I’ve got a daughter!